Yeah I just made up a word called Yarf. I’ts a “yurk” sound then, “barf”. Here is a rather tasteless nibble from Tiesto’s new menu, serving up pop/rock/indie-rock combined with electronic.
Well what can I say to sir Selloutalots? I was really going to reserve judgement until I heard the full album, but nah i’m too much of an asshole for that. Fuck you Tiesto, wtf is this piece of shit you’re serving to us? No offence to Tegan and Sara, you do really well in this track.
Lets compare this dish to an old Tiesto track..oh lets say TRAFFIC?
Goddamnit man, stop trying to appeal to the wider audience and fatten your pockets. Here is another track off the new album.
“OK OK, Cue generic electro sounds…now! Okay, cue boring vocals! Excellent! I’m gonna be such a hit with the Muzzas next year!”
Let’s do another comparison with…Just Be.
…..goddamnit man. You used to be cool.